Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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