so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Boobs speak an international language.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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