What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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