Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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