at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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