No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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