Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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