he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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