Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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