BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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