I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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