For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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