we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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