that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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