Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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