The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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