This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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