This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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