So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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