I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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