The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
The Olympian is in my bed
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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