And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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