They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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