It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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