I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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