I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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