I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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