problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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