hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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