All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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