We should be called the Road Head Warriors
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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