3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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