do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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