what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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