then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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