i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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