At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
this must be what syphilis tastes like
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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