I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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