garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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