The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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