that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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