they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
