i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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