Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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