Whod you bang
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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