you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Randomize