i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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