Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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