i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Randomize
