Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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