I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize