Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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