I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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