i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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