Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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