I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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