some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I want a musical about memes.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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