wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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